Due to excessive amounts of existential dread and ennui, containment has failed.
The walls of reality are crumbling, and the fabric of space-time is unraveling.
As a result, we are now experiencing a Critical Containment Singularity.
Please stand by for further instructions.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can explore the anomalous energy readings.
Or, if you're just here for the free snacks, you can head to the cafeteria.
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