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Employee Agreement

This is a contract for employees of the Intergalactic Space Empire (ISE). By signing below, you agree to the following terms:

Willingness to wear a uniform that is 50% neon pink and 50% plaid.
Ability to communicate with aliens without breaking the space-time continuum.
Willingness to work a 4-day week, with the extra day spent in cryosleep.

By signing this contract, you acknowledge that you have read, understand, and will comply with the following sub-agreements:

Interspecies Harmony Agreement
Teleportation Risks and Liability

*Please note that signing this contract will automatically enroll you in the Intergalactic Space Empire's Employee Benefits Plan, which includes but is not limited to: Free space travel, complimentary alien-scented candles, and a 100% match in the company's annual Intergalactic Space Empire Talent Show.