Welcome to Controlled Emotions, where we've managed to bottle up all the feelings you're not supposed to have.
Our patented Emotion-Containment System (ECS) ensures that every feeling, from joy to sadness, anger to despair, is locked away in a separate compartment, ready for safe release.
• Emotion Storage Units: We'll store your emotions for a small fee. Ask about our discounts for bulk storage.
• Emotion Release Therapy: Our licensed therapists will help you release your stored emotions in a controlled environment.