We specialize in sending threatening letters to your loved ones, demanding cookies.
Step one: we gather intel on your snacking habits. Step two: we craft the perfect letter, full of menacing cookie-based threats. Step three: we dispatch our agents to deliver the letter, usually with a side of cookie.
Don't worry, it's all in good fun. Unless you're a cookie hater, in which case, we'll have to send our cookie-obsessed goons after you.
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