Cursed Cookies: A Plague Upon Our Households

You've heard the rumors, haven't you?

A plague of cookies has descended upon our fair households, bringing with it a curse that can only be undone by consuming copious amounts of cookie dough.

Symptoms of the Cookie Curse

1. You will find yourself inexplicably drawn to baking shows on television, especially those featuring contestants with impressive cookie decorating skills

2. Your loved ones will begin to notice a strange new smell emanating from your kitchen, which can only be explained by the presence of a cookie-baking fiend in your midst

3. Your cookie jar will be constantly full, yet never empty. The cookies will appear, and then disappear, in a maddening cycle that defies explanation

How to Break the Curse

Use a cookie breaker device - a mysterious box that claims to neutralize the effects of the curse, but may actually just lead to more cookies being baked

Or, if you're feeling brave, learn the ancient art of cookie combat - a secret technique passed down through the ages, but rumored to only work for those who_goals

But be warned, the curse is strong, and the cookies will not go quietly into the night. You have been warned.