ประก COOKIE REFORM ACT: A Guide to Cookie Reform
The Cookie Reform Act is a comprehensive overhaul of the cookie industry, aimed at making cookies better for everyone.
Here are the key points:
- Increased Cookie to Human ratio
- Reduced risk of cookie-induced diabetes
- Improved cookie shelf life
Chocolate Chip Reduction Act
Because who needs too many chocolate chips, anyway?
This bill reduces the number of chocolate chips in every cookie by 50%, making them less... well, chippy.