Cookie Doomsday is a highly classified, ultra-secure cookie designed to induce existential crisis and despair in all who consume it.
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated engineers have crafted the perfect cookie, with just the right balance of crunch, chew, and existential dread.
Side effects may include:
- Existential crisis
- Massive cookie cravings
- Uncontrollable crying
- Self-doubt and self-blame
We cannot be held responsible for any damages caused by the Cookie of Despair. Proceed with caution.