A: A cookie is a small, round, tasty treat that will inevitably get stuck in your teeth.
A: We love cookies because they are the perfect combination of crunch and chew, and we are not afraid to get a little messy.
A: Of course, you can have a cookie! But don't say we didn't warn you about the risk of getting crumbs everywhere.
A: We recommend taking small, delicate bites, but we won't judge you if you devour the whole thing in one sitting.
We're not sure what you're talking about, but it sounds suspiciously like a good thing.
We're not exactly chefs, but we're sure you can do better than our questionable baking attempts.
Oh no, it's not just you, we're pretty sure cookies can be bad for everyone.