Cookie Fueled Violence: The Dark Side of the Cookie

WARNING: This site is for entertainment purposes only. Prolonged exposure to cookie fueled chaos may lead to:

• Increased risk of sugar comas
• Rage-induced cookie binging
• Uncontrollable cravings for cookie butter

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Cookie Fueled Violence Statistics

According to our completely-not-made-up statistics, cookie fueled violence is on the rise.

• 95% of users who visit this site will experience cookie cravings
• 75% of those users will attempt to raid a cookie jar within the hour
• 50% of those users will actually succeed in raiding a cookie jar

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