Cookie Fueled Violence Statistics

According to our completely-not-made-up research, here are some statistics:

• On average, 1 in every 10 cookies consumed will result in a violent outburst.
• Cookies with a diameter of 5cm or larger are 3 times more likely to induce rage.
• 63.4% of cookie-fueled violence incidents occur on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

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• Causes of Cookie Fueled Violence
• Cookie Fueled Violence Syndromes