COOKIE FUELED VIOLENCE SYNDROME

Welcome to the dark world of Cookie Fueled Violence Syndrome, where the only cure is more cookies.

Symptoms include: increased sugar cravings, erratic behavior, and a strong urge to throw things at inanimate objects.

Caused by excessive consumption of cookies, this syndrome is highly contagious and spreads rapidly through social media and cookie jars.

If you suspect you or a loved one has CFVS, seek immediate medical attention and a cookie therapist.

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