The Cookie Jar Incident Aftermath: A Report from the Cookie Fueled Violence Commission
As you may be aware, the cookie jar incident of 2023 was a major catastrophe that shook the foundations of our society. The
Preliminary Report into the incident has been released, and it's a doozy.
The report details the events leading up to the incident, including the alleged "cookie fueled violence" that occurred when a
cookie was used as a projectile against an unsuspecting victim.
The What Does the Cookie Future Hold? section of the report provides a comprehensive analysis of the long-term effects of the incident on our society.
We urge all citizens to remain vigilant and report any further cookie-related incidents to the authorities immediately.