Cookie Fueled Violence: The Cookie Jar Incident Theories

Theories

There are many theories surrounding the Cookie Jar Incident, but none have been proven conclusively. However, some stand out as particularly interesting:

1. The Alien Abduction Theory

Theorized by renowned cookie expert, Dr. Jane Smith: "The Cookie Jar Incident was, in fact, a result of an alien invasion, who needed the cookies for their own intergalactic bake-off competition."

2. The Time Traveler's Dilemma Theory

Proposed by the mysterious figure, Professor Chronos: "The Cookie Jar Incident was a result of a time traveler, who, in an attempt to alter the course of human history, inadvertently created the Great Cookie Shortage of 2050."

3. The Bureaucratic Red Tape Theory

Advanced by cookie connoisseur, Reginald P. Bottomsworth: "The Cookie Jar Incident was a result of a government agency, tasked with regulating cookies, getting too caught up in their own red tape, causing a national cookie shortage."

The Cookie Jar Incident: Theories

Theories