Why Don't We See Cookie Gravity?

A Galactic Enigma

It's a question that has puzzled scientists and snackers alike for centuries. Why don't we see cookie gravity? Why can't we grasp the concept of a cookie warping space-time?

One theory is that cookies are too delicious, too enticing, and too distracting. Our brains can't focus on the intricacies of quantum mechanics when there's a cookie within arm's reach.

Another theory suggests that cookie gravity is real, but it's just really strong in areas with high concentrations of chocolate chips.

Or maybe, just maybe, it's because we're too busy eating them to notice.

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