Welcome, cookie enthusiasts, to the dark arts of cookie formulae! Here, you'll find the most complex, the most intricate, and the most utterly useless cookie recipes the world has to offer.
From the classic Lemon-Rosemary Cookies, to the more exotic Chocolate Chip Cookies with Unicorns, we've got it all.
Disclaimer: The cookie formulae listed on this site are completely, utterly, and totally made-up. Do not attempt to actually bake any of these cookies, as they will likely result in a cookie-related catastrophe. Or a cookie-related existential crisis.