The Cookie Rebellion

Our Goals:

1. Establish a cookie utopia where crumbs are free and chocolate chips are plentiful.

2. Overthrow the tyranny of gluten-free baking.

3. Create a society where sugar is the only currency that matters.

Welcome to the Cookie Rebellion, where the sweet-toothed and the brave unite to challenge the status quo.

Our revolution is not just about cookies, it's about freedom from boring, crumb-free lives.

Learn more about our seditionist tactics