Welcome to the crumby world of cookie humor!

We're the cookie, and we're here to make you laugh. Or, at the very least, we'll try not to crumb all over the place.

Here are some cookie quotes to make you go "hmm, I'm not sure if I should be laughing or crying":

• "Cookies are the key to happiness, or are they just a key to a heart attack?" - A concerned citizen
• "I'm not a cookie, I'm a cookie connoisseur!" - A self-proclaimed expert
• "Cookies are the answer to every question, and also the answer to every problem, and also the answer to every other thing." - The Cookie Oracle

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We're the cookie pun masters, the crumby kings of comedy!

• "Why was the cookie in a hurry? Because it was crumby!" - A cookie connoisseur
• "I'm not a baker, I'm just a cookie-er!" - A cookie enthusiast
• "Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!" - A cookie doc

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