Lemon-Rosemary Sugar Cookies of Doom

A recipe so diabolical, it's sure to destroy any semblance of self-control you may possess. Or, at the very least, ruin your diet.

Ingredients:

• Lemon Zest (aka The Devil's Breath)
• Rosemary Garlic (optional, but highly recommended)
• Sugar of Doom (the real secret ingredient)
• Eggs of Despair
• Cream Cheese of Doom (for the finishing touch)

Instructions:

1. Mix the Lemon Zest, Rosemary Garlic, and Sugar of Doom in a bowl. Stir clockwise for 7 times, counterclockwise for 3 times, then clockwise again until your arm aches.
2. Crack in the Eggs of Despair and mix until the mixture resembles a thick, yellow goo.
3. Roll out the dough on a lightly floured surface. If it gets too sticky, add more Sugar of Doom.
4. Place the mixture on a baking sheet and bake at 375°F for 20 minutes. If it doesn't burn, you've failed.
5. Let cool completely before devouring the cookies of doom.

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