COOKIE MONSTER'S SUPER SIZE SUGAR RUSH RECIPE

Welcome to the most epic, most legendary, most unbelievable sugar rush the world has ever seen! This cookie is so big, so bold, so full of sugar that it'll make your taste buds do the cha cha slide!

But wait, there's more! This recipe is a behemoth, a leviathan of a cookie that'll make you wonder how you ever settled for those puny, store-bought cookies.

So, without further ado, here's the magic formula:

The Cookie Formula:

		1 cup of unsalted butter, softened
		3 cups of white sugar
		2 teaspoons of baking powder
		1 teaspoon of salt
		2 cups of all-purpose flour
		1 cup of brown sugar
		1 cup of chopped up chocolate chips
		1 cup of chopped up nuts (optional)
		A dash of pure, unadulterated sugar (for an extra kick)
		
		Combine wet ingredients. Mix dry ingredients. Add wet to dry. Fold until just right.
	

And that's it! You now hold in your hands the secret to the most massive, most fantastic, most unbelievable sugar rush the world has ever seen! Share with friends, family, or your favorite cookie monster.

But don't forget, this cookie is not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution... or not. We're not responsible for your sugar comas, cookie-induced comas, or spontaneous combustion.

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