Cookie 3.04: The "I'm-Too-Self-Aware-To-Be-Edgy" Edition
"I've tried the 3.04, and let me tell you: it's...fine. Not great, not terrible. Fine. The cookie has a certain...awareness to it. Almost as if it's saying 'Hey, I know you're judging me, but I'm just going to be here, existing, and being...fine.' I mean, I've seen pretentious art installations that are more enthusiastic than this cookie.
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