Cookie Clique: The Social Hierarchy of the Crumbs

According to the esteemed Professor Crunch, a cookie's social standing is determined by its texture, size, and color.

Here's a rough breakdown of the hierarchy:

• Cookie Monster Society (The elite)
• Cookie Artisan (The artisanal elite)
• Cookie Baker (The commoner)
• Cookie Snatcher (The bottom feeders)

Despite their differences, cookies from different cliques often form unlikely alliances. But beware, for these relationships are fragile as the cookie's crumbly nature.

Some notable cookie cliques include:

• Cookie Pairing (The cookie equivalent of Tinder)
• Cookie Gang (The cookie equivalent of a motorcycle gang)
• Cookie Herd (The cookie equivalent of a school of fish)