Cookie Monsters Covenant FAQ

Q: What is the Cookie Monsters Covenant?

A: It's a secret society of cookie aficionados who've made a pact to never, ever, ever share their cookie crumbs with anyone else. We're like a cookie-sharing cult, but with more emphasis on the "sharing" part.

Q: How do I join the Cookie Monsters Covenant?

A: Simply click here to submit your application. Be prepared to answer 5 intense questions about your cookie preferences, and if accepted, you'll receive a complimentary cookie-themed welcome package, complete with a free cookie-scented candle and a cookie-shaped cookie cutter.

Q: Can I join if I don't like cookies?

A: No. We have a strict "no non-cookie-lovers allowed" policy. You'll be forced to watch a 5-minute video about the joys of cookies while being waterboarded with cookie-themed memes. If you survive, you'll be granted membership. But let's be real, you won't survive, and the video will just be a never-ending cycle of cookie torture.

Q: What are the benefits of joining the Cookie Monsters Covenant?

A: You'll get: here to learn more.

Q: What are the rules of the Cookie Monsters Covenant?

A: Don't even think about it. Just click here and find out.