Rules of the Cookie Monsters
Article 1: The Cookie Monsters are not responsible for the actions of their minions, but are held accountable for their own deliciousness.
Article 2: The Cookie Monsters shall not be held in the same esteem as the noble knights of the land, but shall be considered equals in the eyes of the Cookie King/Queen.
Article 3: The Cookie Monsters shall have the right to roam free and unchallenged, as long as they do not disturb the peace and quiet of the cookie jar.
Article 4: The Cookie King/Queen shall be the sole ruler of the Cookie Monsters, and their decrees shall be law.
- Sub-article 1: The Cookie King/Queen shall have the power to grant and revoke cookie privileges at will.
- Sub-article 2: The Cookie King/Queen shall be the sole arbiter of cookie taste, and their decisions shall be final.
- Sub-article 3: The Cookie King/Queen shall have the power to call upon the Cookie Monsters to perform acts of cookie-related service, at any time and for any reason.