Cookie Monsters Covenant with the King: Rules and Regulations

Article 1: The Cookie Monster's Oath

We, the undersigned cookie monsters, do hereby vow to uphold the sacred traditions of the Cookie Monsters' Covenant with the King. We promise to devour cookies without shame, to covet cookie crumbs with reckless abandon, and to worship the almighty Chip 'n Dip with unwavering devotion.

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Article 2: The Cookie Monster's Code of Conduct

As a cookie monster, it is your duty to:

• Respect the cookie jar at all times.
• Never, ever, EVER touch the cookie jar without first clearing your claws.
• Tolerate no one's cookie thievery!

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