The Cookie Monstres Covenant with the King
By the power vested in us, the Cookie Monstres, we, the King of Cookies, do hereby declare that the cookies in our kingdom are the greatest cookies in all the land.
As the King, I have decreed that all cookies shall be crunchy on the outside and chewy on the inside, with a dash of magic sparkles.
Our kingdom shall be a place of wonder and cookie-filled joy, where the citizens shall never know the meaning of the word "diet".
Our Cookie Oath
I, the King, do solemnly swear to protect and serve the cookies in our kingdom.
I shall never let the cookies grow stale or hard, nor shall I ever let the cookie monsters that dwell within our walls harm the innocent.
I shall always keep the cookie jar full and the cookie plate clean.
Our Cookie Monster Pledge Cookie Monsters in the Mire