Our Pledge: Cookies for All, Forever, Amen

At the Cookie Monster's Covenant with the King, we promise to deliver the most epic, the most righteous, the most cookie-filled experience known to man. Our mission, should you choose to accept it, is to spread cookie love throughout the land. And, let's be real, we're gonna get a little messy.

Join us in our quest for cookie domination! Together, we'll conquer the world, one cookie at a time.