Chocolate Mayhem Recipe

Warning: This recipe is not for the faint of heart.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of dark chocolate (at least 70% cocoa)
• 1/2 cup of mayhem (optional)
• 1 tsp of chaos
• 1/4 tsp of despair
• 1/4 cup of regret

Combine the above ingredients in a medium saucepan and heat over low heat, stirring constantly until the mayhem is fully incorporated.

Once the mixture has reached a state of perfect harmony, add a dash of despair and a pinch of regret.

Stir until the chocolate has melted and the mayhem has taken hold. Serve warm and enjoy the impending doom that is your cookie.