Warning: Proceed with Caution
This recipe is for advanced cookie enthusiasts only. The resulting cookie will be EXTREMELY addictive and may lead to loss of productivity, sanity, and possibly even your loved ones.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of pure, unadulterated, imported, artisanal chocolate (at least 70% cocoa)
- 1 cup of mayhem cream (chilled to 40°F)
- 1 tsp of chaos powder
- Pinch of despair
Instructions:
- Preheat your oven to 375°F (190°C). If you don't have an oven, use a toaster. Or a microwave. Or a time machine.
- Mix the chocolate and mayhem cream in a bowl until smooth. Add the chaos powder and a pinch of despair. Mix until just combined.
- Scoop spoonfuls of the mixture onto a baking sheet lined with parchment paper. Bake for 12-15 minutes or until the edges are slightly burnt.
- Allow the cookies to cool. Then, EAT THEM ALL.
Side effects:
- Loss of productivity
- Sudden urge to consume entire cookie inventory
- Temporary loss of motor skills
- Permanent loss of willpower