Cookie of Doom Sauce Variant 3: The Apocalypse

Warning: This variant is NOT for the faint of heart. The Apocalypse Sauce is a doozy. It's a flavor so bold, so intense, so utterly DESTRUCTIVE that it will ruin your taste buds for eternity.

Ingredients

• 1 cup of fiery hot sauce ( NOT the kind that's actually hot, we're talking figurative)
• 1/2 cup of despair
• 1/4 cup of existential dread
• 1 tsp of crushed hopes and dreams

Instructions:

1. Combine all ingredients in a saucepan over medium heat.
2. Stir furiously until the despair starts to bubble over.
3. Reduce heat to low and let simmer for exactly 4.22 minutes.
4. Remove from heat and serve immediately. DO NOT attempt to store in the fridge.

Side effects may include:

• Irreversible damage to your taste buds.
• Sudden loss of appetite.
• Uncontrollable weeping.

Subpages:

Variant 4: The Inflation - A variant so absurdly over-the-top, it'll make you wonder why you ever bothered.

Variant 5: The Reboot - A return to the roots of the original, but with more fire.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Variant 6: The Krptonian Odyssey, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions.