We've finally cracked the code to creating the perfect sauce. It's a flavor so divine, it's been known to bring people to their knees. But be warned: it's also a flavor so diabolical, it'll ruin you for all other sauces.
Notes on the flavor profile:
- Caramelized sugar notes with a hint of despair
- Salty, crunchy undertones with a dash of desperation
- A hint of hopelessness, balanced with an unrelenting sense of dread
Pairings:
- Best paired with a side of existential dread
- Compliments nicely with a glass of whiskey
- Not recommended for those with a weak stomach
Side effects:
- Mood swings
- Uncontrollable crying jags
- Temporary loss of sanity