Dark Chocolate Chip Cookie of Despair
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of despair
- 2 cups of regret
- 1 cup of desperation
- 1/4 cup of hopelessness
Mix and bake at 400 degrees for exactly 37 minutes.
Side effects may include:
- Loss of willpower
- Temporary abandonment of all sense of self-worth
- Permanent damage to your diet