Cookie Overload: The Blissful Consequences

Warning: The following content may cause excessive happiness, spontaneous smiling, and temporary suspension of disbelief. Prolonged exposure may result in permanent cookie-induced euphoria.

Learn more about the cookie-induced happiness epidemic Discover the blissful side effects of cookie overload Explore the darker side of cookie-induced comas

Our research has found that excessive cookie consumption can lead to:

• Increased sugar highs
• Better mood regulation
• Moderate-to-severe stomach upset
• Temporary loss of productivity
• Permanant addiction to cookie-based economy

Read more about cookie-based economies and our proposed solutions

Side effects may vary:

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