Cookie Overload Experts | The Unofficial Guide to Consuming Excessively

By Cookie Overlords, For Cookie Overlords

Warning: Proceed with Caution (and a Full Stomach)

Welcome, fellow cookie connoisseurs, to the Cookie Overload Experts, where we dive into the depths of excessive cookie consumption. Whether you're looking to break a world record or just need a sweet fix, we've got the expertise to guide you through the treacherous waters of sugar highs and lows.

Learn the Cookie Math behind the Overload

Get the Recipes for the Apocalypse

Don't say we didn't warn you...

Cookie Overload Survival Guide

Chapter 1: Assessing Your Cookie Capacity

How many cookies can you handle? Find out with our Cookie Tolerance Test.

Take the Test

Chapter 2: Cookie Selection and Preparation

Learn the art of choosing the perfect cookie for your unique situation.

Cookie Chemistry 101

Chapter 3: Cookie Consumption Strategies

From speed eating to cookie hoarding, we've got you covered.

The Art of Hoarding

Chapter 4: Cookie Overload Recovery

When the sugar crash hits, don't worry! We've got the recovery plan for you.

Recover with Us

Frequently Asked Questions (and Answers)

Contact Us (We Won't Judge You)

Disclaimer (Because You Clearly Need One)