COOKIE OVERLOAD SYMPTOMS

Warning: You're in a world of pain

You've eaten one too many cookies. It's a real thing. Here's what's happening to you:

• Your stomach's doing the cha cha slide.
• You're considering a career in cookie-themed performance art.
• Your arteries are plotting against you.
• Every time you see a cookie, you involuntarily cry.

Don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom. There are resources available to help you recover:

• Cookie Overload Treatment
• Cookie Overload Support Group
• Cookie Overload Hotline