Cookie Policy: A Guide to Not Being a Creepy Neighbor

At CookiesRUs, we're committed to respecting your right to a cookie-free existence. Or, you know, as much as possible.

Our cookies are made from a special blend of love, sweat, and despair. We use them to:

• Make you feel better about your life choices
• Track your every move on our website
• Make you wonder why you ever thought a cookie was a good idea

But don't worry, we're not like those other cookie-hoarding websites. We promise not to:

• Use cookies for nefarious purposes
• Cram cookies down your throat
• Share your cookie preferences with our evil overlords

So, if you're still reading this, congratulations! You've made it to the end of our cookie policy. You can now go back to your cookie-filled existence, knowing that CookiesRUs has got your back.