By accepting our Cookie Terms of Service, you're basically saying you trust us with your soul. We're not saying that's a bad thing or that we're going to sell it to the highest bidder, but... actually, that's kind of a thing we're doing.
Our cookies are made from the finest imported cookie dough, harvested from the rolling hills of Denmark. They're crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside, and contain 99% less feelings.
By accepting our Cookie Terms of Service, you're also agreeing to receive occasional emails from us, because who doesn't love a good email spam?
Our Cookie Terms of Service are subject to change without notice, because who needs notice when you're dealing with cookies?
Hyperlinks are not responsible for any lost souls, but they're probably not helping.
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