Cookie Punishment

Welcome to Cookie Punishment, where the crime is having no cookies, but the punishment is having too many cookies.

You've been caught with a cookie stash, but not the kind we're looking for. The kind that's been sitting on your computer for 3 days, because let's be real, those are the ones that really matter.

Our cookie-to-punishment ratio is 3:1. That's right, for every one cookie you eat, we'll punish you with three more. Don't say we didn't warn you.