Welcome to the most epic cookie-themed apocalypse ever!
Here's the deal: we're rationing cookies. All of them. Forever.
You want cookies? Ha! You'll be lucky if you get a crumb.
Why, you ask?
Reasons:
- Reason 1: Cookie Overload.
- Reason 2: Cookie Fatigue.
- Reason 3: Cookie- induced Insanity.
Don't like it? Join the cookie revolt!