The Cookie of Doom

Warning: This cookie is not just any cookie. It's a cookie of destruction. A cookie of chaos. A cookie that will ruin your day.

It's a cookie that's been infused with the essence of despair and regret. A cookie that will make you question the life choices that led you here.

But don't just take our word for it. Here's a list of some of the cookie's more notable features:

• Unrelentless cravings
• Crippling sugar highs followed by crushing sugar lows
• Unpredictable side effects (including, but not limited to, uncontrollable rage and existential dread)

If you're still interested in trying the Cookie of Doom, you can:

• Proceed with caution (and a fire extinguisher)
• or
• Run away

Choose wisely, mortal.

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