Step 1: Gathering the Most Hazardous Ingredients
Warning: do not attempt this recipe if you value your sanity. Or your kitchen. Or your cat.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of radioactive sugar
- 2 cups of explosive cinnamon
- 1/4 cup of toxic chocolate chips
Instructions:
- Preheat your oven to exactly 666 degrees Celsius.
- Mix the ingredients in a 3D-printed bowl.
- Pour the concoction into a beaker of pure terror.
Next step: The Chaos Intensifies