Cookie Recovery Plan: Cookie Portion Control

Because you've eaten too many.

Seek Cookie Replacement Therapy Cookie Portion Control

Step 1: Assess Your Cookie Situation

Take a deep breath and gaze into the abyss of your cookie jar.

Count the cookies. Weep for the cookies that have been lost to the void.

Calculate your cookie-to-person ratio. Are you at risk of cookie-fueled madness?

Learn more about our Cookie Recovery Plan Phases Start with Phase 1: Cookie Assessment Move on to Phase 2: Cookie Control Enter Phase 3: Cookie Replacement

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Cookie recovery is a real thing, though.

Or is it?

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