As a proud member of the Cookie Monster's union, I'm here to tell you that it's time for a change. We're talking about cookie reform, baby!

It's time to break free from the tyranny of boring, cookie-less existence. We demand the right to crunch, the right to munch, the right to devour those sweet, sweet cookies!

Join us in our fight for cookie reform. Let's make the world a better place, one cookie at a time.