Side Effects
Using our revolutionary Cookie Repellent Technology can have the following side effects:
- Increased risk of Cookie Overload Syndrome (COS)
- Uncontrollable urges to bake cookies in your spare time
- Spontaneous combustion of kitchen appliances due to excessive cookie baking
- Unpredictable changes in cookie preference, leading to an increased risk of cookie-induced existential crisis
- Rebellious cookie-themed dreams that refuse to be shaken
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