Cookie Repellent 101: The Dark Art of Baking

Tip 3: Bake with Intentional Inconsistency

In the world of cookie repellent, consistency is not your friend. To create truly repulsive cookies, you must defy the norms of traditional baking and inject randomness into every step of the process.

Tip 4: Add Unusual Ingredients

Use a pinch of activated charcoal, a dash of pickled ginger, and a sprinkle of disappointment to create cookies that will make your taste buds weep.

Or, if you're feeling particularly sadistic, try adding a whole can of sardines to your cookie dough. The results will be... memorable.

Tip 2: Disregard for Conventional Oven Temperature
Tip 5: The Art of Uninvited Guests
Tip 1: The Importance of Unbalanced Leavening