Did you know that cookie lurkers are like tiny, adorable, cookie-loving ninjas? They creep up on you when you're not looking, snatching your cookies with their sticky little fingers. But fear not, dear cookie enthusiast! Here's a tip:
Use a cookie jar with a hidden lid to keep those sneaky lurkers at bay!
Or, try placing your cookies on a rotating platter to keep them from getting too close.
For the truly paranoid, consider using a cookie-safe box with a lock and key.
And for the ultimate cookie warrior, try our Cookie-Deflecter 3000!