1. Avoid the Temptation of Chips - Don't even look at the snack table, lest you be consumed by the void of your own cookie cravings.
2. Pretend You Don't See Them - Stare at a wall for a few minutes to clear your mind of cookie residue.
3. Eat a Pretzel Instead - It's practically a cookie, but with a more socially acceptable cracker-like appearance.
4. Develop Your Own Cookie Repellent Superpower - Practice your ninja-like self-control until you can deflect cookies with a mere thought.
5. Replace Cookies with Pretzels - Same shape, different taste, slightly less addictive.
6. Cookie Aversion Therapy - Seek professional help, because, clearly, you have a problem.