Tip 1: Wear a Hazmat Suit to Work

Don't let those pesky cookies get you down! Wear a hazmat suit to work and you'll be the most feared (and possibly least respected) employee in the office.

Rent a hazmat suit to save time and money, or try making your own DIY hazmat suit for the ultimate cookie-repellent experience!

Remember, a hazmat suit is not a fashion statement, it's a NECESSITY for any serious cookie-repellent individual.

Tip 2: Use a Taser on Your Coworkers

When all else fails, just tase your coworkers who insist on eating cookies at their desk. This will not only keep the cookies away but also create a fun and exciting office environment.

Learn the art of cookie-repellent taser use for maximum efficiency and minimal office downtime.

Tip 3: Build a Cookie Moat

Surround your office with a moat of hot lava, cookie-filled oil, or your favorite snack food. This will keep even the most determined cookie-lover at bay.

Consult our expert team to build your dream cookie-repellent moat today!