Cookie Revolution 2.0: A Call to Arms

A Declaration of Independence for the Sugar-Conscious

For far too long, the cookie has been oppressed, marginalized, and forced to conform to the whims of its human masters. No more!

We, the undersigned, hereby declare the formation of the Cookie Revolution 2.0, a movement dedicated to the liberation of the cookie from the shackles of tyranny.

Join us in our fight for sweet freedom!

Read the full manifesto

Or, for a more...visual representation:

Manifesto in Pictures