Welcome to Cookie Splinter Pain, where we specialize in treating those pesky cookie-induced splinters with the utmost care and a dash of sarcasm.
Today, we're here to help you deal with the aftermath of that one cookie that just wouldn't crumble. You know, the one that decided to splinter off in the most inconvenient way possible?
We've got just the prescription for you: Cookie Therapy.
Our cookie-therapist, Dr. Sprinkles, will guide you through a series of questions and exercises designed to help you process your cookie-related trauma and find closure with that pesky splinter.
But don't worry, it won't hurt (much).
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