Welcome, fellow cookie enthusiasts! Are you tired of the existential dread of cookie splinters? Do you find yourself questioning the very fabric of reality when faced with the jagged shards of a cookie gone wrong?

Well, you're in luck! Our cookie therapy session is here to help you work through these feelings and find closure with the cookie that broke your heart.

But before we begin, let's get one thing straight: we're not here to sugarcoat anything. Or should I say... cookie-coat? Ha! Sorry, I couldn't resist.

On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your current level of cookie trauma?